Characters

Voiced
 * Julian The Janitor


 * The Narrator
 * John Cameron
 * Leticia Saltier
 * Jacques


 * François


 * Pierre
 * Coco
 * The Cricket
 * Mr. Chouinard
 * Alauri
 * The President of the Perpetual Broadcasting Corporation
 * Joan Hirsch
 * Angry Father
 * Venetia Burney
 * Ventriloquist
 * Cantor Moishe Lebowitz
 * Macbeth Actors
 * Phone Operators
 * Radio Audience
 * Brooklyn Bagel Bakers
 * Crane Operators
 * Roma Guitarist
 * Spokesperson of the Perpetual Broadcasting Corporation
 * Jimmy
 * Fido


 * The Hypnotist/Professor Heimlich Ippiphil
 * French Nobleman
 * Third Grade Teacher Whistling the Sabre Dance
 * The Santa Claus
 * Screaming Nuns
 * The Paramedic

Unvoiced
 * Yermak, the Pie Eating Cossack
 * Professor Edelweiss Fleur
 * August Plumb
 * Julian's Great-Grandfather
 * Julian's Stepfather
 * Nigh
 * Nigh's Grandmother
 * Mr. Ackerman